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No Excuses
To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday,
my brother Frank's Church is going to have a special No Excuse
Sunday.
- Cots will be placed in the vestibule
for those who say that Sunday is the only day they can
sleep in.
- We will have steel helmets for those
who say the roof would cave in if they ever came to church.
- Blankets will be furnished for those
who think the church is too cold and fans for those who
say it is too hot.
- We will have hearing aids for those
who say the Pastor speaks too softly - and cotton for
those who say he preached too loudly.
- Score cards will be available for those
who wish to list the hypocrites present.
- Some relatives will be in attendance
for those who like to go visiting on Sundays.
- There will be TV dinners for those
who can't go to church and cook dinner too.
- One section will be devoted to trees
and grass for all those who like to seek God in nature.
- Finally, the sanctuary will be decorated
with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for
those who have never seen the church without them.
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