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Hazardous Materials
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HAZARDOUS
MATERIALS
DATA
SHEET
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ANALYSIS
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Element:
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Woman
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Symbol:
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Discoverer:
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Adam
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Atomic
Mass:
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Accepted
as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
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Occurrence:
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Found
in large quantities in urban areas with trace elements
in outlying regions
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Physical
Properties
1. Surface
normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2. Boils
at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Melts
if given special treatment.
4. Bitter
if used incorrectly.
5. Found
in various grades ranging from virgin material to common
ore.
6. Yields
to pressure if expertly applied.
Chemical
Properties
1. Affinity
to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Absorbs
great quantities of expensive substances.
3. Explodes
spontaneously without reason or warning.
4. Greatly
increased activity when saturated with alcohol.
5. The
most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common
Use
1. Highly
ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can
be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Can
be a very effective cleaning agent.
Tests
1. Pure
specimens turn bright pink when found in their natural
state.
2. Turns
green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
Hazards:
1. Highly
dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal
to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come
in direct contact with each other.
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