• We got off the Titanic first
• We can cry and get off speeding fines
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuse
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game
• Taxis stop for us
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
• Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point)
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival: The Speedo.
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems
• We'll never regret piercing our ears
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes
• We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.
Of course God created man before woman. You *Always* do the rough draft *before* the Masterpiece.