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Woman
Software
A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he upgraded
to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used
for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
between these two systems, the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend with the sound turned off. But to make matters
worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications,
such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend
3.0 has many Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing
him to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend
1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
other they caused severe damage to all his hardware. Sensing
a way out, he upgraded to FiancZe 1.0 only to discover to
his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife
1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources
it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000.
Imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife
1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he
makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can
not be deleted - they then re-surface months later. Wife 1.0
also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
Filter. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip
and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him
to try and GUESS the fault himself. The system footprint needs
updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new
attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
week. It also refused some of the new Games and attachments
he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation. |
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